knowknow 12 hours ago

This is the epitome of crappy website designs and I love it. The unnecessary gradients, nauseating movements, ambiguous buttons, and overall clutter really symbolizes Mr. worldwide’s shoddiness.

  • oliwarner 24 minutes ago

    The pulsing title underline causing page shift is genius. It's a blinking marquee away from perfection.

  • treetalker 11 hours ago

    And leaving the upside down exclamation point off the "Dale!" — chef's kiss. So Miami.

    Adding a "que bola!!!" somewhere would be the icing on the cake.

  • MarcelOlsz 9 hours ago

    I will always respect him for doing the Alaska show.

    • jayrot 8 hours ago

      For real. I’m sure he got money or whatever but it does show a certain sense of humor/self awareness

      • jagermo 5 hours ago

        I also have not yet heard that he is a sex criminal, despite his lyrics.

Zee2 12 hours ago

My iPhone 16 Pro immediately started heating up the moment I opened the page. 11/10 working as designed!

maxfurman 11 hours ago

This is one of the stupidest, most amazing things I've seen in quite a while. I'm glad to see someone doing something silly just for fun and not just hustling.

NoboruWataya 3 hours ago

Looks great, though surely Mr Worldwide has sufficient wisdom to go around that we don't have to ration it to one quote a day!

I've seen Pitbull twice, it's always a great show. Lots of energy and plenty of nuggets of wisdom dispensed between songs, lol.

pratik661 10 hours ago

All this needs is a song that starts immediately playing when this loads in your browser and you have a full nostalgia trip

lxe 12 hours ago

Peak weekend HN

memhole 11 hours ago

I find the moving background nauseating lol. I like it though. Hope you enjoy the show!

kylehotchkiss 7 hours ago

I hope every second of the show delivers what you’ve been anticipating. 11/10 great work

fastball 7 hours ago

Love the website but that Pitbull quote of the day is kinda... rapey

  • lazide 23 minutes ago

    On the plus side, pitbull seems like one of the few with no actual rape accusations. So that’s good?

throwask 11 hours ago

Seems more 80s/vaporwave to me than glassmorphism.

The music player isn't working for me, chrome is reporting the following:

Cookies with the SameSite=None; Secure and not Partitioned attributes that operate in cross-site contexts are third-party cookies. Chrome is moving towards a new experience that allows users to choose to browse without third-party cookies.

  • dkh 11 hours ago

    Same problem.

ecocentrik 8 hours ago

Pitbull's personal philosophy strongly compliments the Musk, Andreessen, Thiel, Altman worldview. I imagine Musk's first Martian colony will outlaw all music except for Pitbull.

ks2048 10 hours ago

I want to love/hate this, but when I click Dale, it says come back tomorrow (?)

NetOpWibby 10 hours ago

Thank you for this, I hope it shoots to the front page.

nickvec 7 hours ago

This site made me feel nauseous.

boristsr 11 hours ago

This reminds me very much of the fun of the "old internet", late 90's early 2000s geocities fun! Love it.

lunarcave 12 hours ago

I don't know why I like it, but I like it.

tt_dev 11 hours ago

I had my phone on my chest and breathing. Took me a minute to realize my breath matched the movement.

DarmokJalad1701 12 hours ago

Who is Dale?

  • alehlopeh 12 hours ago

    It’s Miami (read: Spanish) for “word” or “cheers”

    • adynaton 12 hours ago

      It means " go" or "let's go"

      • alehlopeh 11 hours ago

        Sure but what’s it used for. To finish a conversation.

        • _3u10 7 hours ago

          It’s both, it’s not just a Miami thing. I hear it all over Latin America. In both ways like dale dale Olimpia (go <team> go).

          Me: I’ll have a burger. Waiter: dale.

          I don’t hear it much in Argentina tho, but maybe I wasn’t listening for it.

  • treetalker 11 hours ago

    You could translate the Spanish literally as "hit it". It's like saying "alright!"

    • ch4s3 11 hours ago

      I think “let’s gooooooo!” Is probably closer? Ish

      • CPLX 34 minutes ago

        If we are being literal literal it’s “give it” or “give (it to you)”

cjbconnor 13 hours ago

Looks cool, but the bottom lines flicker badly on Firefox, Windows 11.

  • idopmstuff 12 hours ago

    I mean based on this website I'm gonna say feature not a bug

    • flaminHotSpeedo 9 hours ago

      Fine, I guess I'll just go take my IE7 impressions elsewhere!

dev_stdout 9 hours ago

This is nauseating. 10/10, no notes.

vandahm 9 hours ago

I wish I had thought of this.

bix6 12 hours ago

Knocked it out of the park with this one

cs3f16 12 hours ago

This feels like a fever dream.

  • bigbuppo 6 hours ago

    The concept of Pitbull seems like fever dream.

therm0 8 hours ago

Unironically better than all the 'Another GPT Wrapper' apps that get submitted here.

SanjayMehta 8 hours ago

I have no idea what’s going on here and from the comments it appears that this is by design.

kylecazar 12 hours ago

I thought there must be another Mr. Worldwide I'm not familiar with. Nope, it's Pitbull ;)

I like it.

alehlopeh 12 hours ago

Now I’m aware that a lot of Swedish people are into Pitbull.

  • dkh 11 hours ago

    A lot of people are into Pitbull.

    • heftymouse 5 hours ago

      A lot of people worldwide, one could say

busterarm 13 hours ago

My new home page. Love it!

  • LuHACK 12 hours ago

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slicktux 9 hours ago

Dude! Where are the DJ horn sound effects!?

bigbuppo 7 hours ago

This is so stupid I love it.

NehalNetha 7 hours ago

is the page breathing lollll

yoyopa 12 hours ago

The bigger they are, the harder they fall (Yeah) This biggity boy's a diggity dog (Yeah) I have 'em like Miley Cyrus, clothes off Twerkin' in they bras and thongs (Timber) Face down, booty up (Timber) That's the way we like the what? (Timber) I'm slicker than an oil spill She say she won't, but I bet she will, timber

  • wincy 12 hours ago

    I came, I saw, I conquered

    I saw, I conquered, I came

    Truly the Shakespeare of our time

  • LuHACK 12 hours ago

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